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Anyway—and to all the wives out there, I hope this is helpful! Caveat: Every woman is different. A week ago, I was head of sales and marketing for a small technology company. My husband came home and saw me on the couch and asked me if that was really how I was going to spend all my time.

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Maybe it started with a snide comment or passive-aggressive sigh. Or maybe the why-do-you-always-take-the-kids-side argument turned into an hour long fight that touched on everything. Whatever happened, things escalated. Tempers flared, frustrations were vented, eyes were rolled, feelings were hurt. Eventually, you lost your cool and called your wife a bitch.